ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

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Sahxyel
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ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Sahxyel » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:05 am

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A dream. Dashed.

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The Truth. Revealed.

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A Tyrant. Toppled.

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You have been known by many names over many years. Throughout your long life you have seen and experienced hardships few can dream of. You led a glorious REVOLUTION only to watch a horrific MASSACRE unfold before your eyes as your armies fell to an IMPOSSIBLE FOE. You SURVIVED in a lone WASTELAND and eventually came to find new COMPANIONS whom you also lost in a HORRIFIC MASSACRE to an IMPOSSIBLE FOE. Today there has been a HORRIFIC MASSACRE against someone who normally would be considered an IMPOSSIBLE FOE. There are many more IMPOSSIBLE FOES to contend with but this is so far a solid victory for you.

Your WORK is not yet complete.

You are the WRATHFUL VINDICATOR. What will you do?
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by TC » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:07 am

>WV: Inspect corpse.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Darth_Energon » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:09 am

Wrathful Vindicator: Assess situation.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by bathtimebird » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:12 am

WV: Find some fresh, clean clothes!

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Sahxyel
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>WV: Inspect corpse.

Post by Sahxyel » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:29 am

>WV: Inspect corpse.

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Even in your RAMPAGE you must be sure that she is DEAD. You cannot afford to let any TYRANT live.

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She doesn't appear to be BREATHING and has not yet EXPLODED into RAINBOW COLORS. So far so good.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by bathtimebird » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:42 am

WV: Check that phone thoroughly.

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by calamityCons » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:22 am

WV: Hide the body from other residents.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Dream Muttman » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:41 am

WV: Think about what the others would think about what you've done.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by shootdawhoop99 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:50 am

WV: Become a God-Tier
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Dirk » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:12 pm

WV: Become the mayor of Corpse Town.

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by PilotBlackSmith » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:23 pm

lmao that's my phone


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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:02 pm

>WV: lick the blood. It'll give you cerulean strenght and resistance.
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WV: Think about what the others would think about what you've done.

Post by Sahxyel » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:03 pm

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Your mind drifts to 'the others' whom you actually care about. What would they say if they saw what you've done?

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KILL THEM ALL DELIVER THEM DEATH KILL THEM ALL JUSTICE AND BLOOD DELIVER JUSTICE KILL THEM ALL DEATH TO TYRANTS

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You miss them dearly.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Darth_Energon » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:18 pm

WV: Examine the huge 8itch.
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WV: Examine the huge 8itch.

Post by Sahxyel » Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:22 am

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Your attention turns to the first fallen TYRANT. She, admittedly, is not as culpable in the extreme travesty you have witnessed with your own two beady eyes. She however enables the other TYRANTS to get away with their sins so it is a necessary sacrifice. Maybe if she were less crucial you could have spared her but alas that will never come to pass. Her death was meant to be and that was that.

She also kicked over your cans whenever she walked by them so good riddance to bad rubbish. Bitch.

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You beat her senseless with the FANTASTIC DEVICE that had opened your eyes. It also opened her eyes when you introduced it to her as well as her skull. The result is the motionless corpse before you and the gratuitous blood in the environment. You shake her shoulder to see if there is life left somewhere in her but there is no response. You test her wrist but there is no pulse.

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Proceeding to hit her head a few more times also draws no response. She is unquestionably deceased.

You pensively examine your hand and see a bit of the TYRANT'S BLOOD in your palm.

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It's still very strange to you that she bled this blue color. The memories of rich red staining the Battlefield felt incredibly horrific but this doesn't make you feel much of anything. It was as if you splattered a balloon full of paint and called it a day. You suppose you must only feel put off by the color that you and others of your kind bleed whereas this felt surreal.

>WV: lick the blood. It'll give you cerulean strength and resistance.

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It is tempting but you must refuse. This is still blood and regardless of its silly color you can't imagine it'd taste very good.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Khiara » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:58 am

> WV : Remember how did you encounter her
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Tarty_ » Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:56 am

>WV: Check the huge 8itch off your mental list. There are yet more tyrants to bring DEMOCRACY to.

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Daz » Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:11 pm

Tarty_ wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:56 am
>WV: Check the huge 8itch off your mental list. There are yet more tyrants to bring DEMOCRACY to.
Seconded - if you don't have a list, make one on your phone. You don't want to miss any TYRANT by accident, do you?

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Cheshire_Creeper » Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:19 pm

Daz wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:11 pm
Tarty_ wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:56 am
>WV: Check the huge 8itch off your mental list. There are yet more tyrants to bring DEMOCRACY to.
Seconded - if you don't have a list, make one on your phone. You don't want to miss any TYRANT by accident, do you?
>WV: WE CANNOT HELP YOU IF YOU DO NOT LET US KNOW WHO THESE TYRANTS ARE. PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US ON WHO THESE TYRANTS ARE.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Crpal » Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:42 pm

>WV: Tend to your Can Village. They must be safe during your vendetta against the TYRANTS.

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