A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

[GhostlyGossip]

Hey guys, Lucy from the next room over, please stop throwing your trash in my room. you're scaring me.

[ForkOfSpoon]

BONK! throws an unused piece of paper your way :3

[Aeroplane]

Hey guys, Lucy from the next room over, please stop throwing your trash in my room. you're scaring me.

Well LUCY, if you had a tiny bit of CULTURE you'd know that that's my experimental abstract art project entitled "Tearing Apart At Proletarian Pescetariat Seams Brimming with Fuckin' Horseshit", not just any old trash.

[gardenAgnostic]

hey guys.... i know how awkward this is...but i'm moving in....uh... is that a dead body...?

[Aeroplane]

hey guys.... i know how awkward this is...but i'm moving in....uh... is that a dead body...?

Yes that's my other project, entitled "I Shot That Cunt-Ass Bitch And You're Not Gonna Say A Fucking Word Or I'll Drown You In The Sink".

[gardenAgnostic]

Yes that's my other project, entitled "I Shot That Cunt-Ass Bitch And You're Not Gonna Say A Fucking Word Or I'll Drown You In The Sink".

OH! ggrreeaaatt :) (please don't kill me....)

[Aeroplane]

Yes that's my other project, entitled "I Shot That Cunt-Ass Bitch And You're Not Gonna Say A Fucking Word Or I'll Drown You In The Sink".

OH! ggrreeaaatt :) (please don't kill me....)

As long as you don't touch my Liquid Death Sparkling Water you'll be okay.