If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

[arachnidsGrip]

See above.

I'd probably replace "ib" with "18". Example: Respons18ility. I have yet to come up with anything aside from that though. Maybe ocean puns like Feferi?

[MorganMustDie]

When my friends and I were big into pesterchum back in my early high school days, I devised a "quirk" so deceptively simple, but so deviously evil, that several of my friends refused to talk to me over pesterchum

The quirk was to change my text colour to the colour of whoever I was talking to. This trick ended friendships. It made it impossible to tell who was saying what or who's turn it was to speak without an annoying amount of effort, and, for whatever reason, the pesterchum coding let me do this to several people at once as long as I paid attention to sending a message, changing colour, sending another message, changing colour, and so on

[rookie1978]

typing so irrvevsebraly stupid thta novidy can even read my enssages.

i have big hands that constantly fuck up when i try to text people and eventually i just stopped correcting my typos which leads to things like me calling a cheeseburger a chee shurger

[Ralsei]

X wxxld rxplxcx xll vxwxls wxth X's.

[RoyalFiddle]

X wxxld rxplxcx xll vxwxls wxth X's.

please don't even make me see this cursed quirk with thine own eyes ever again

[Leddy]

Something akin to Galekh's quirk of footnotes, except probably more often and less cohesive knowing me.

[Prime]

something subtle. nothing you could pick out at first glance If you catch my drift.

[egg]

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘.

[pfeffer-29]

Englisch, but speld sort of leik Dscherman, witsch ist an absolut Pän tu ried

[aspiringWatcher]

Make the quirk easy to read | write, keep it @ the level where you can always be understood & give off an appropriate impression.

[VASKA]

IiI aAaKkTtUuUaAaLlLlLlIiI DdEeEvVIiIsSeEeDd TtHhIiIsS kKuUuRrSsEeEdD qQuUuIiIrRcC nNnAaA WwHhIiIlLeEe BbAaAkKcC.?! WwAaAiIiTt UuUnNtTiIiLl uUuOoOIiI eEeEeEsS tTiIi nNiIi AaAkKtIiIoOoNn.?!

(Vowels are tripled, consonants are doubled, "k" and "C" replace each other, "I" replaces "y", camel caps, all punctuation at the end of each sentence, "an" is always used instead of the article "a", and words shorter that 3 letters are written backwards. Perhaps the ultimate cursed quirk?)

[MorganMustDie]

something subtle. nothing you could pick out at first glance If you catch my drift.

please explain what it is you're driving me crazy i can't stop thinking about this

[deadlyAdder]

ssnakess are cool sso id do ssomething like t(hiss), maybe adding a little tail to the endss of my ssentenssess like t(hiss) ~~~

[nonsenseMnemonic]

replacing capital Is with lowercase ls and vice versa

[deadlyAdder]

replacing capital Is with lowercase ls and vice versa

you think you may have fooled me, but i see that the first is an i and the second is an L

[egg]

something subtle. nothing you could pick out at first glance If you catch my drift.

please explain what it is you're driving me crazy i can't stop thinking about this

They capitalized the I in 'if'.

[Prime]

something subtle. nothing you could pick out at first glance If you catch my drift.

please explain what it is you're driving me crazy i can't stop thinking about this

They capitalized the I in 'if'.

I had problems where using this quirk was more natural than the necessarily correct punctuation (actually sometimes I'll still slip into it without realizing). I don't know how to explain it... lowercase "i"s just don't belong at the beginning of words. Never had problems with "j" though.

[Generalrabogolfo]

I'd parenthisize every number after writing it, ie: twenty two (22).

Its simple, but enough for me.

[TimeBender25]

I Typed Like Kanaya In Middle School Before I Was Into/Knew About Homestuck, And If No One Had Told Me To Cut The Shit I Probably Wouldn't Have Stopped.

[RoyalFiddle]

Thinking about it, if I was a more original Troll, I'd likely have a quirk that rambled about inane shit with plenty of idioms and slang and all of that, but interspersed with more professional, complex writing.

:3 Then, if I so desired, I'd add my most commonly used emoticon as the header and the footer, making sure shit is easy to read, but ultimately offputting and frankly, more than a little annoying :3. :3 Off-putting* :3.

:3 So, to sumerise, occasional spelling errors, An obnoxious feline apparatus, capitalization in places where it clearly should not Be, drawn out professional sentences, with a laid back "I don't give a fuck" attitude about the wHole deal :3. :3 summarize* :3