HORN INVESTMENT (scene obscene)

[NMoonly]

a command submit based but not necessarily comic

sometimes a dungeon time travel themed oneshot adventure detours

and you encounter a stick monster

it beats you up in an obscene spasmodic seizure












there it is.

[wolfkitty42]

this is so pretty i was NOT expecting the family guy death pose O_O

[NMoonly]

poke the beast
a command submit based but not necessarily comic


well, too late.

you really feel like you should do something to it, though.







you see, your pathetic good aligned soul compells you to symphasize with the otherworldly tumbleweed. You like weed, and tumbling



in time, it's a potential new buddy! you really wish to make more new friends, and turn current acquaintances into friends. whatever it takes. even if the potential buddy is a uhh something. perhaps not even verbal.



credits:
nmoonly
smoonship — all of this page. bonkers.

[NMoonly]

pleasant visage
a command submit based but not necessarily comic
Is it alive?
you ask. You can’t tell it yourself, you’re full of hope but still a little afraid, and you really trust your supervisor on magic topics!

Greg, your tortoise superior, dwells into analysus.









Greg backs away, valiantly as ever




‘fraid so. I suggest we bring it to the city, and leave it to city authorities, while the creature is unconscious.

Suddenly, you catch motion out of the corner of your eye.




too late.






truly, a pleasant visage. You wish you hadn’t eyes.




BLGRHLHRLGHHHGHBBGRLUH







credits:

NMoonly — almost none of this page. stones.

smoonship — almost all of this page. rocks.

[NMoonly]

red & black & vomit
a command submit based but not necessarily comic
Meanwile, other participants wake up.

WHO THE HELL IS THAT TURD STICKASS SHOOFUCKER?

speechless.


credits:

nmoonly

smoonship — as usual. bonkers.

[NMoonly]

anticipation
a command submit based but not necessarily comic
You freak out a little, hearing the strange voice again…


…But, it’s actually a nice idea…


it also makes you giggle precisely twice for some reason. Your team bro shudders and backs away.




You tread carefully through crunchy snow, to the shivering individual
you.. Alright? Are you cold?? Pained????


-um
wait, hey…
While you squeak your questions, the creature picks up your cape and wipes its muzzle.
Wait, your cape?!!
No! Anything but your cape!
It’s the only body-covering clothing you have and accept..
o oo ooh.. .. man…



You feel sorry for your cape, but at least the creature is standing up. You think that now there will be an epic conversation about how this is some kind of deity or something and this is the beginning of our grand and mysterious mission…
…But instead the pink-eyed thing tilts its head and asks:
who????



…
…
bollocks.



You are Greg.
Green thoughts make you count the future green.
A bipedal acid lizard? In this economy?
You know what’s a real deal when you see one.



You’d like that type of asset in your brigade.




It accepts

And with a light sweep of paper a creature becomes a PROUD HIRELING


credits:

nmoonly

smoonship — is everything.

[NMoonly]

this is so pretty i was NOT expecting the family guy death pose O_O

thank you! this pose will haunt readers throughout the comic >:э

[NMoonly]

hope you'll like that!!! post your comments and your submits for the comic
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