NEW TOBLERONE

[furrylatula]

makin found more than one? That is a bit... obsessed maybe? Maybe he just got lucky.

From my understanding, the toblerones are hidden in batches, not individually, and makin found a whole bag, and took two so he could give one to someone else who tried and failed to find them.

^

there were three toblerones in the taiwan box. makin took two, used one, and rehid the other in japan

[thorondraco]

makin found more than one? That is a bit... obsessed maybe? Maybe he just got lucky.

From my understanding, the toblerones are hidden in batches, not individually, and makin found a whole bag, and took two so he could give one to someone else who tried and failed to find them.

^

there were three toblerones in the taiwan box. makin took two, used one, and rehid the other in japan

Gotcha.

[MorganMustDie]

maybe this is just me but I'd like for someone to wish for clarity on what groceries Droog ended up buying

[calamityCons]

maybe this is just me but I'd like for someone to wish for clarity on what groceries Droog ended up buying

This would be appreciated from me as well, yeah.

[ThePungeonMaster]

Surprised the guy who found one hasn't used his wish yet. Granted the entire community breathing down your neck to see what it will be isn't exactly an invitation to use it posthaste.

[BrobyDDark]

If I had found it and had that weight on my shoulders I'd just eat it. Or demand Andrew hide something richer in protein, like slim-jims.

[melonLord]

What if they wish that John is no longer June

we (or at least i, and probably others) would ignore it, because its a candy bar, and there's no real reason to take people engaging the game in bad faith seriously when I could just be making/consuming more cool June content. (Which, in my mind, is the actual thing that makes June Egbert real, not the simple act of finding a bit of chocolate).

I think this article https://www.stormingtheivorytower.com/2 ... topia.html basically sums up my thoughts on the matter (and is just, uh, really good in general). These two paragraphs in particular sort of encapsulate it:

I've seen sentiments to the effect that strange eboys distributing toblerones is no basis for a system of franchise governance. I'm actually sympathetic to that. I am, after all, working on a large scale guide to creating shared world fiction, and, spoiler alert, I actually think something like a parliamentary system is a pretty good idea for a large scale shared world project. It's true that if canon was determined just by who got to the toblerone first, that could result in some shitty scenarios, like people canonizing transphobic things instead of trans-affirming ones.

Except, that's not... really what happened? At all? Andrew didn't determine from the outset that whoever found the toblerones would literally be the new Andrew Hussie. In that sense, yeah, his response was what you might call "a joke". Or, it's what you might call a game, not a game bound by specific rules of play but a game of absurd pretend. And one of the nice things about a game like that is if a player is being an asshole, neither Andrew nor anyone else are obligated to keep playing the game with them. It's weird to me that this obviously critical aspect of consent has eluded a number of commentators!

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

it'd be rude to the first wisher too. i hope that doesn't have to be made an explicit rule.

[arachnidsGrip]

Personally, I'd wish for more trans characters. Maybe trans Kanaya?

[MorganMustDie]

[RoyalFiddle]

If I had found it and had that weight on my shoulders I'd just eat it. Or demand Andrew hide something richer in protein, like slim-jims.

That's such a powermove I've now convinced myself that if I ever get a toberlone that will be my wish

[Sahxyel]

"Bring Spades Slick back as a Cyborg, because he's not done avenging that casino."

SPADES SLICK DID NOTHING WRONG

[calamityCons]

"Bring Spades Slick back as a Cyborg, because he's not done avenging that casino."

SPADES SLICK DID NOTHING WRONG

[Cheshire_Creeper]

My wish would be to see the new player sprites personally
Sadly, it is not to be. I am all the way in Canada, and thus there is no hope for me to ever get my mitts on a tolberone.

[Blob55]

If I found a toblerone, I'd wish for Meat Dirk to be killed off screen before the next update.

[Endater]

Oh Toblerone, with power of such might
Grant the wish I wish tonight

I wish... Hussie would stop writing Homestuck.

[Sahxyel]

Then:

There's not much of a chance of it becoming cemented as an opus, or casting a shadow from which I cannot escape.

Now:

[thorondraco]

Then:

There's not much of a chance of it becoming cemented as an opus, or casting a shadow from which I cannot escape.

Now:

That is probably where he literally is right now.

[Endater]

Then:

There's not much of a chance of it becoming cemented as an opus, or casting a shadow from which I cannot escape.

Now:

We live in dark times, men

Still holding out for Bard Quest^2

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

Homestuck really was a warm-up for something else. It just happened to be more Homestuck.