Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

[Sahxyel]

There are amazing; you are an alchemy god Rad. I don't have a command but I want to just say this thread is so damn cool and so are you, thank you for these awesome deliveries!

[calamityCons]

I love this thread and these creations so much.

Alchemize Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law poster || Suit.

[egg]

White Queen's Ring && Black King's Sceptre

[Darth_Energon]

Problem Sleuth Game && Hammer

[livingNingyo]

Ahab's Crosshairs && Midnight Crew poster

[rookie1978]

Microphone && dave's Time Tables

[Brandibee]

(This is INCREDIBLE.)

Dead Shuffle dress || Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious tome

[BrobyDDark]

Jerry Seinfeld || Adventure Time DVD

[pfeffer-29]

Terezi's canesword && Parajavelin

[RoyalFiddle]

SHIT. Uh, try Crowbars's uh... Crowbar and the Retcon Juju (If repeats are allowed!)

You make the RETROBAR.

If you had to guess on what it does, you would probably say that it negates any meddling in canon and re-sticks people back into canon, if they were unstuck from canon.

Oh, no, John, don't touch that crowbar!!! Oh well, it doesn't matter. This isn't canon, anyways.

I wonder what would happen if I used this on the Retcon Juju itself

[ThePungeonMaster]

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Edited) || Nerf Super Soaker Blaster

[magnanimousLad]

Jade Harley && Becquerel

Because I've read too much Full Metal Alchemist and I feel like making God cry.

[Radical Dude 42]

HO HO HO! MERRY GRISTMAS, EVERYBODY (even though this thread is kind of a perpetual gristmas, on account of how it's alchemy without costs)!!!

I love this thread and these creations so much.

Alchemize Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law poster || Suit.

Yeah there was pretty much no way you were gonna keep wearing that gushers get-up.

You make the PETEY WHEATSUIT. These are some funky duds that are more your style. Yet, the only thing you can think of right now is how grateful you are that you were able to reach god tier and come back from death WITHOUT marrying a really ugly demon.

White Queen's Ring && Black King's Sceptre

You make the GREY RINGED SCEPTER. You think that this is-

this is really stupid

Huh. Yeah. You think that this is really stupid because it has the powers of BOTH the queen's ring (enacting prototypes on chess people) and the king's scepter (enacting prototypes on chess people and making kings bigger), except the scepter already does everything the ring does, so it's functionally the same as the scepter! Oh well, at least it looks pretty cool.

Problem Sleuth Game && Hammer

Yeah there was pretty much no way this wasn't gonna make the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.

Ahab's Crosshairs && Midnight Crew poster

You make ERIDAN'S BEST FRIEND.

Microphone && dave's Time Tables

You make the CHRONOVENTRILOQUIZER. It seems like it can record sounds and then send them either forward or backward in time. You take a small amount of time to record your feelings on this device and send it a small amount back.

(This is INCREDIBLE.)

Dead Shuffle dress || Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious tome

You make the DUBIOUS SUMMON DRESS.

While wearing this outfit, you almost feel as if you were ripped straight from the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues!

Jerry Seinfeld || Adventure Time DVD

You make the SEINFELD TIME DVD, by using a ghost image of Jerry Seinfeld. You don't really have him lying around, you know.

You... you don't think you ever want to watch this.

Terezi's canesword && Parajavelin

You make the HIDDENBLADE PYROPEJAVELIN, in all of its edgy compound-name glory.

Now, instead of just being like Matt Murdock, you're also like Oswald Cobblepot!

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Edited) || Nerf Super Soaker Blaster

You make the DUPER DIRKER BLASTER. It is filled with orange ink that, whenever it hits something, will leave behind words. Words that would be exactly what Dirk Strider would deface the very same object with.

Which is to say this is like an auto-Dirk-vandalizer. ANY book can be DIRK EDITED now!

Jade Harley && Becquerel

Because I've read too much Full Metal Alchemist and I feel like making God cry.

You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!

[rookie1978]

You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!

aww

[Guy-Rocketram]

You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!

Yeah what if you combine it the other way around though

[magnanimousLad]

You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!

Honestly, this is pretty great too. I'm not even upset. What a cutie-patootie.

[pfeffer-29]

You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!

Thank you. For the love of all that is good, thank you. I'm not emotionally prepared for another chimera.

[calamityCons]

You are a wonderful boon to this entire forum and I love everything you made us for gristmas.

Combine Vaporwave Poster || John’s suit

[RoyalFiddle]

What a glorious Gristmas this is. I'm real thankful for this thread, no lie. Anyway, my combob is... lets get weird with it, do whatever the fuck Dave did to get his brain but instead with Dirk, and then && with Spades Slick

[classpectanon]

(aranea's exposition stand && rose's exposition book) || magic 8 ball