Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

[classpectanon]

(aranea's exposition stand && rose's exposition book) || magic 8 ball

[Membo336]

Mayor’s Outfit || Spongebob BAND-AIDS
Colonel Sassacre’s DToMFaPJ || Dad Egbert’s Suit

Really loving these sick outfits.

[egg]

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Ver.) && Unbreakable Katana

[magnanimousLad]

Presuming that the door has been opened for the Alchemization of living creatures, Vriska Serket && Magic Cue Ball

Because imbuing Vriska with the omnipotence of Doc Scratch is a good way to completely doom a timeline, as far as I'm concerned.

[eldritchCorvus]

(Alchemiter && Transmaterializer) && (fourth wall && command console)

[rookie1978]

Problem Sleuth Poster || Unbreakable Katana

[Brandibee]

Brain in a jar && Fruit Gushers

Yes I am evil

[livingNingyo]

I love it all so much!!

Thank you for the wonderful Christmas gift!!

[Radical Dude 42]

You are a wonderful boon to this entire forum and I love everything you made us for gristmas.

Combine Vaporwave Poster || John’s suit

You make the aptly titled VAPORWAVE SUIT.

This... doesn't look as cool as you thought it would. You kind of look like a Candyland character that represents turkish delights.

What a glorious Gristmas this is. I'm real thankful for this thread, no lie. Anyway, my combob is... lets get weird with it, do whatever the fuck Dave did to get his brain but instead with Dirk, and then && with Spades Slick

And thusly STRIDES SLIRK is born.

1/??? EXTENDED BRODIAC MEMBERS FOUND

(aranea's exposition stand && rose's exposition book) || magic 8 ball

You make the MAGIC EXPOS8 BALL.

Or... you WOULD have made it. Because for some reason this actually costs grist, unlike everything else here! It costs a sizeable amount of some grist you've never heard of. You just display it on the HOLOPAD instead.

Maybe this is all because it is ridiculously overpowered and could answer ALL questions about Homestuck, all for just a shake.

Mayor’s Outfit || Spongebob BAND-AIDS

You make the RAG OF SPONGES.

You feel a little infantilized wearing this, because you are a GROWN ASS CARAPACIAN and not some kind of baby who is comfortable being emblazoned with childish imagery.

Colonel Sassacre’s DToMFaPJ || Dad Egbert’s Suit

God, I hope no one notices the typo.

You make the DAUNTING SUIT OF VOGUISH FRIVOLITY AND IMPRACTICAL FASHION.

It rocks!! It is so stylish, it could probably kill a cat with how cool it looks.

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Ver.) && Unbreakable Katana

You make PONY PALS - SWORD VARIANT.

Wow. This is probably the shittiest thing you've ever held. And you've held physical jpg artifacts.

To read this thing, you'd have to pace all about, and then when you've read the 4 or so lines of text, you'd have to flip the super long yet super thin page, and then rinse and repeat.

Presuming that the door has been opened for the Alchemization of living creatures, Vriska Serket && Magic Cue Ball

Because imbuing Vriska with the omnipotence of Doc Scratch is a good way to completely doom a timeline, as far as I'm concerned.

You make VRISCUE BALLKET.

She's got all of the knowledge. ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!

(Alchemiter && Transmaterializer) && (fourth wall && command console)

You make the ULTRATRANSMATERIALCHEMITER. It is both a monster and a mouthful.

It can create any object, given it has the carved dowel for it, and then it can send that to ANY PLACE at ANY TIME, both "in" and "out" of the FOURTH WALL. And then also you can send one of those exile-brain-messages to whoever receives the object. And also you guess it would be able to TAKE things, too.

It's super useful, pretty much. Well, it would be, if you ever needed to send or take something, instructions given. But you won't, because you're currently trapped (?) in ALCHEMY PURGATORY. Or maybe it's more like ALCHEMY HEAVEN?

Problem Sleuth Poster || Unbreakable Katana

You make the CANDY CORN CUTTER. Now both of the Striders have sleuth swords. They're like birds of a feather, pun not intended, be it from Davesprite, the Chosen Arbitor, or what else have you.

Brain in a jar && Fruit Gushers

Yes I am evil

You make the FORMALDEHYDE FUN GUSHERS.

Yeah these will probably kill you if you eat them.

[rookie1978]

HAL 9000 || Fancy Santa

[Membo336]

Harlequin Doll && Eldritch Princess Doll && Lil Cal && Bec
Clown Poster && Wizard Statue && Smuppet && Firearm

[calamityCons]

Jade needs some new clothes too! The Felt Poster && Pool Table || Jade’s clothes

Also John and Dad standing next to each other in ridiculously colored suits is the cutest goddamn thingp

[egg]

Fancy Santa && Lil' Cal

[RoyalFiddle]

What a glorious Gristmas this is. I'm real thankful for this thread, no lie. Anyway, my combob is... lets get weird with it, do whatever the fuck Dave did to get his brain but instead with Dirk, and then && with Spades Slick

And thusly STRIDES SLIRK is born.

1/??? EXTENDED BRODIAC MEMBERS FOUND

Well shit, now I need to collect every Brodiac member. To do so, I probably need to start, from the very first introduced character in Homestuck, on towards the very last. (If only because this has gotta be totally fucking up his ult. self and I find that hilarious.)

John Egbert || Dirk Brain

[BrobyDDark]

Lil Cal && Caliborn

[ThePungeonMaster]

Wait... how far can we go with the people combinations?
John Egbert && Vriska Serket

[rookie1978]

Wait... how far can we go with the people combinations?
John Egbert && Vriska Serket

Noooooooooo!

[RoyalFiddle]

Jesus poor John everyone is combinulating him at this point

[Nep]

Combine TECTRIXCALIBUR and HAMMER

Combine Indiana Jones Poster || White Suit

[eldritchCorvus]

cruxtruder and punch designix and jumper block extension and totem lathe and ectobiology lab thing that makes the slime and puts in those tubes