XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

meatman · Post by **meatman** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:33 am

Your name is ZIGGY. You are currently standing in a rear foyer belonging to a gang of dangerous BYTE BANDITS,
who recently burgled your MACGUFFIN DRIVE. You and your gang are now exacting REVENGE by killing every last one of them.

What will you do?

BrobyDDark · Post by **BrobyDDark** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:35 am

>place plant upside down

enerdgeia · Post by **enerdgeia** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:39 am

> Equip glass shard as weapon.

boogs · Post by **boogs** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:48 am

> Pull on hanging cables.
> Rummage in mouse hole.

potatoisgood · Post by **potatoisgood** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:22 am

> Examine eight on the wall.
> Try opening that door.

meatman · Post by **meatman** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:01 pm

enerdgeia wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:39 am
> Equip glass shard as weapon.

You've already got arms, numbnuts!

You will pick up that glass, though. Who knows when it could be useful.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:35 am
>place plant upside down

You pick up the PLANT.

The pressure plate it was sitting atop grinds back into place.
Rooms away, you hear something heavy move.

boogs wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:48 am
> Rummage in mouse hole.

KEY GET!

You don't know what to use this on.

potatoisgood wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:22 am
> Examine eight on the wall.

It's a poster advertising, of all things... the very gang whose base you just infiltrated.
It is adorned in various FUTURISTIC SHAPES to indicate that you are in the FUTURE.

What a bunch of self centered assholes.

potatoisgood · Post by **potatoisgood** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:32 pm

> Angrily tear down the poster.

Thayle · Post by **Thayle** » Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:58 pm

> Trash their flimsy rug.

070M4N · Post by **070M4N** » Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:25 am

> Be wary of any 8-obssesed spiders

mellox · Post by **mellox** » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:08 pm

>Bring up hideout map on your cool visor cause its the future and you can do that

BrobyDDark · Post by **BrobyDDark** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 1:13 am

>flip poster sideways so it can be INFINITE

hemomaddie · Post by **hemomaddie** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:56 pm

>Take the poster. You deserve it.

meatman · Post by **meatman** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 1:38 pm

Thayle wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:58 pm
> Trash their flimsy rug.

Bladder still full from a meal before this expedition, you piss all over their shitty space-ikea rug. Take that, assholes.

Your CHOLERY meter is nearly emptied!

potatoisgood wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:32 pm
> Angrily tear down the poster.

You tear the poster from its spot on the wall. Little scraps get left behind, still clinging to the wheatpaste.

hemomaddie wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:56 pm
>Take the poster. You deserve it.

Okay. You'll save this for later, in case you get hungry or something.

NEXT.

You continue onwards, deeper into the maze of hallways which surely lays before you. Before you can get too far, however, you reach a crossroads.

Three doors stand before you. What do you do?

Golden-Ratio · Post by **Golden-Ratio** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 5:22 pm

> Look through the trash-can-thing hanging on the wall for loot

potatoisgood · Post by **potatoisgood** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:15 pm

> Hang on those cables.
> Examine doors.

aquaticFoxfire · Post by **aquaticFoxfire** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:16 pm

> backflip into trashcan

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